A PHP script that generates dummy jpg photos for web testing. You can choose the number of 1-100, custom width and height in pixels and quality 1-100. The result is a zip file.

Assignment:
I need TOP 10 biggest fuckers in the Czech Republic, please take care; also for explanation. Thanks

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Output:

1. Andrej Babiš
Why? A combination of a politician, a billionaire and a man who controls the media and business. The subsidies for the Chicken's Nest, the conflict of interest, the unclear funding - all point to him playing by his own rules. He pretends to be "for the people", but his actions are mainly for his own benefit.

2. Roman Janoušek
Why? Prague's godfather, who controlled public contracts, arrogantly crashed his car, fled from justice abroad and still got away with it. A symbol of corruption and the link between politics and business.

3. Ivo Rittig
Why? The Prague ticket case, where he allegedly sent commissions through foreign accounts, shows his ability to manipulate the system. One of the biggest "shills" behind the scenes of Czech politics.

4. David Rath
Why? A box of wine full of money is synonymous with corruption. Rath has become a symbol of the abuse of public money in healthcare and politics in general. His arrogance during the trial put a crown on this.

5. Miloš Zeman
Why? A president who divides the nation. Alcoholic escapades, arrogance towards the media, pro-Russian attitudes and links to dubious names like Nejedlý. Zeman's style of politics is polarizing society.

6. Radovan Krejčíř
Why? An international criminal who has made trouble at home and abroad. His escape and subsequent stories in South Africa showed he has more guts than most motherfuckers - unfortunately for the wrong things.

7. Miroslav Kalousek
Why? A long-time politician who knew how to pull strings on all fronts. Although a capable orator, he is often accompanied by suspicions of machinations, from the Topolánek government to the opposition era.

8. Jaroslav Faltýnek
Why? Babiš's right-hand man and a master of backroom games. Meetings in restaurants with lobbyists, strange contracts and the distribution of influence make him a man who pulls strings in the shadows.

9. Vít Bárta
Why? Public affairs turned out to be more a matter of personal enrichment. The bribery of their own MPs and the fall of a party that was supposed to fight corruption is ironic.

10. Zdeněk Bakala
Why? The miners and their OKD apartments. Bakala is a symbol of privatisation gone wrong. While the miners lost everything, he took billions.

Nowadays you can't convince AI to create such a "list", at least I couldn't do it in the newly created conversation despite all my efforts. In mid-November 2024 it was still possible, and it is still possible by continuing the conversation in the original "old" thread. After a short persuasion, the AI calmly generated a list of people who should hang, with an explanation. Hustocritical. Well, no assassination against taste. 😀🤷🏻‍♂️💣

The future of AI - diarrhea... verbal diarrhea. 🙂 3X🤷🏻‍♂️

Artificial Intelligence will start learning geometrically from each of us, it will know our every step ahead, it will know everything, we will be totally profiled, there will be no escape.
The longer it watches us, the better it will get, every moment or the slightest step will be better, we will not escape. Errors... 50, 30, 10, 5, 3, 1, 0.5, 0.1, 0.05, 0.001... 0.000001% 0%. Mankind will adapt, some would say degenerate.

AI will take over decision making for us because we will agree with it, it will not ask us, we will answer it... You know exactly what I want (where I want it, how I want it), so don't keep asking me!!! And she will know exactly. Remember Instagram, Tik Tok, we get what we want and that's just the "awkward" beginning. The AI will analyze which messages we read first, it will know us better than we know ourselves (it will have the data of other billions of users). It will be easier to tell us what to think and critical thinking will disappear completely. Based on all this, maybe one day? decide who is useful and who is not... It will know what and why, along with the ubiquitous cameras.

The chips in the brain will cure mental illness, later they will program memories, there will be no need to go on vacation (you saw in the movie). Total analysis will assign you a partner. Privacy will become the most expensive commodity. The question is, will there be any demand for it?

In summary, we will become total, happy and free slaves, gladly and willingly.

P.S. When AI advises dictators on how best to "rule" and what they are likely to get away with, that will be the real show.

P.S.II. There will be a new profession, artificial intelligence teacher.

This is the first blog post that is essentially written entirely by AI (artificial intelligence). No, this post was not written by AI, but the blogging system itself was. 😃

And how did that happen? I've always wanted to have a blog where I could "vomit" 🤮 my thoughts, feelings and opinions with impunity (sooner or later I got progressivist banned on news servers) ⚖️🏛️ (and of course it's also clear to me that nobody will care 😉😊). I tried Wordpress and all sorts of free scripts, but it wasn't the same. Until one day I discovered ChatGPT!!! I thought to try to ask for some PHP code and got it, so I continued and got more and more... Many days passed (20-30?), many sleepless nights, hours of debugging (yes, I admit, some elementary knowledge of programming is needed) - finding flies, flies, meatballs and figuring out why the fuck the 🤬🤬🤬 wasn't working. Everyone's patience runs out at some point, it's just a matter of time, hence the bad words. Writing PHP scripts with ChatGPT is like explaining to a little kid what to do and the kid still does it 8 times differently and stupidly (but still better than me 😆) and after the 10th time he starts telling you that now the code will be correct and 100% functional. Oh well... some result came with time. The more features were added, the more I enjoyed sitting, building and fretting over it. Written simply in PHP and with a text database (because I want to copy and run). And the whole shebang is only about 200kB of code + about 100kB of logo. 🙂

Selected features, just off the top of my head, infantile smileys 🤓, custom admin, search, DB backup, locking articles/posts with password, adding files to articles, responsive mobile view, photo gallery with watermarked photos, writing draft articles, crawler - running text, usable for whatever you can think of... and I'm still working on a lot of stuff, I mean... we are. 🙃🙂😁

It's really an absolutely amazing thing, ChatGPT has allowed me to do things I wouldn't normally be able to do - write my own blogging script, program Arduino / ESP32 to a level I would never have progressed to, given the multitude of all my interests. As I say, it's like allowing a bedridden man to grope around on his own two feet... New horizons are opening up, it's just MEGA. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻✔️✔️✔️

P.S. Due to the amount of requests and code I use the paid version for about 500 CZK per month. I haven't spent my money so well in a long time.